bus riding tips with Crazy Jhenny

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Although now, pickpockets have gotten smarter and now dress up so they won't be suspected of being bad guys. So basically, now, anyone can be after your money.
And everyone is suspect. One of my biggest pet peeves is seeing a co-passenger check if his wallet is still there. It kinda implies that I might have stolen his precious seiko wallet :P
What are your experiences with public transportation?